**Note to the female readers out there: The Romantically-Inclined Survival Guide will be written primarily for men. But keep in mind, someone famous probably once said: "It is good to know your enemy, but even better to know what your enemy thinks about you." While men and women are not enemies, we are about as aloof to one another as battling generals. That being said, you are welcome to read these posts (and maybe even offer some hints.)**
If you have read “The University Union” or know me at all
personally, then you know that I take particular interest in the species known
to man simply as “woman.” While I
certainly claim to know of their existence, let me be frank and honest up
front: I am no expert. The “woman” is a
complex creature. In fact, if you read
the Bible, God created the “woman” last.
In my mind, I am pretty sure this is because they were so complicated,
God needed an extra day to put together all the in’s and out’s. Over thousands of years, “women” have puzzled
us men. We can’t quite figure them out,
and we probably never will. I don’t
claim to be able to unlock the secrets the “woman,” but I can give you some
basic survival tips that may prove exactly what you need to get just close
enough to the species to see them smile and make eye contact.
But beware: “women” are known to cause serious emotional confusion,
heartache, lapse in proper judgment, excessive spending, and falling hard… very
hard.
